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A greek and italian were sitting in a starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture
Over triple lattes the greek guy says, well we have the parthenon. The colonel said, holy father, i need you to change the daily prayer from, 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily chicken' If you do that, i swear i will donate $10 million dollars to the vatican. The next day, the old man is sitting on his porch again and along comes the little boy dragging something behind him
When the old man asks what he's got this time, the boy replies, it's a spool of chicken wire, i'm going to catch some chickens in it. A man came in and asked the farmer, 'hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?' the farmer shook his head and replied, 'some things you just can't explain.' I'm going to get married on february 29th, so i only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years Why was february so popular with the other months
Because it brought an extra day of fun to the party
Why don’t we ever plan important events on february 29th Because it’s too risky to take a leap of faith! Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life, her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple